alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agoif portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down110
arrow-up176arrow-down1message-squareif portals are invented, will I be able to eat out myself?alina@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40arrow-down1·1 day agoProbably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
minus-squareSausager@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoWait… how did you confirm that? Edit- grammar
minus-squarecommunism@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoEat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·edit-21 day agoYeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoStill, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 day agoAutofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoI said personal experience. It could be individual. But I am not flexible enough.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoTime to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down2·1 day agoThis makes no sense to me; please explain
minus-squareParanoidfactoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 hours agoOne possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented. I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·1 day agoYour senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 day agoI don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-21 day agoNo, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.
minus-squareneidu3@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoNo, I am saying the opposite, hence why I wrote the words that I actually wrote.
minus-squareEndlessNightmare@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 day agoAre you a linguist, by any chance?
Probably yes. But I suspect it feels more like going down on someone than having someone go down on you.
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Damn, you’re right :(
Wait… how did you confirm that?
Edit- grammar
Eat someone out while being eaten out. Same effect.
Yeah! OP needs to share this portal technology so the rest of us can uhh, test this theory, you know, for science.
Still, that’s just a theory, needs confirmation by personal experience.
Autofelatio is a thing. Find someone able and they can answer your question.
I said personal experience. It could be individual.
But I am not flexible enough.
Time to become a cortotionist with a science grant. Your destiny calls!
This makes no sense to me; please explain
One possible interpretation is that OP intends a three course meal, eaten from the wrong end, as soon as teleportation portals are invented.
I think OP is using us to develop her secret restaurant idea!
Your senses are focused on performing more than receiving, as that requires more concentration and attention.
I don’t see how it would be different in that regard than 69ing which I’ve always enjoyed giving and receiving of
Are you saying you’d be more focused on giving yourself pleasure than romantic partner?
No, I am in fact saying the exact opposite, hence why I wrote the actual words stating just that.
No, I am saying the opposite, hence why I wrote the words that I actually wrote.
Are you a linguist, by any chance?