• IAmLamp@fedia.io
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      3 days ago

      Could someone get to work on curing stupid first? Then we can work on the aging part.

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Sir/Madame Trebuchet, your cousins of the weighted blade are already a tried & true solution to aristocrat aging.

      Also, I think I just found the name for my new anarcho metal band — if you’re available to fill in on timpani/kettle drum, et al.

    • FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 days ago

      Plenty of underfunded extremely disabling illnesses to spend money on instead of “curing” aging to fulfill rich able bodied people’s fantasies.

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        Idk, I’m not rich and id like to stop getting older. Hell, if I could just stay my current age and then die of cancer in 30 years, that’d be great.