• taiyang@lemmy.worldEnglish
    44·
    1 month ago

    And that’s why time travelers always assassinate folks instead of warning.

    Too bad it’s by DBZ rules so you only fix another timelines and never your own.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.todayEnglish
      25·
      1 month ago

      And that’s why time travelers always assassinate folks instead of warning.

      Are you saying the CEO of United health care was executed by a time traveler? I’m down for this narrative.

      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        31·
        1 month ago

        That’s lame. Why didn’t they just do putin, or xi, or… um… that orange-skinned weirdo sent by putin*

        Or just go back all the way to hitler

        Or go back before all the monarchies are formed and kill all those shitheads.

        Kill baby Gengis Khan, Kill baby Julius Caesar, Kill Christopher Columbus, Kill the vikings, Kill Qin Shi Huang, Kill Hirohito.

        Edit: *Hypothetically speaking, calm your tits FBI, this is legal free speech