Wait aren’t all fertilisers full of nitrogen? Oh no! Our food supply is contaminated!
We must send all animal poop to space as to not taint our beautiful earth with nitrogen.
Vote this man into the white house!
Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said!
See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something???
Just give me Anti aging!!!
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It gets worse
The nitrogen even got into our DNA…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytosine
We need to cleanse and get back to all natural DA
Wait aren’t all fertilisers full of nitrogen? Oh no! Our food supply is contaminated! We must send all animal poop to space as to not taint our beautiful earth with nitrogen.
Wait… I have a taint. I’m also autistic.
DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE EVER END???
i think trying to figure out how deep the rabbit hole goes is a crime in most places, at least if you do it in public
And oxigen makes us old, so we should stop breathing ASAP.
Remarkable! Everyone who followed your advice stopped aging almost immediately.
Vote this man into the white house! Non of that FAKE (heavily researched and scientific studys). I want what the man on the interwebs said! See its all just a bunch of nerds writing down shit! Like congrats you got a fancy piece of paper! So like what that means your qualified or something??? Just give me Anti aging!!!
(This is satirical)