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minus-squarePalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53arrow-down1·edit-215 hours agoI still got microplastics in my balls.
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·10 hours agoMicroplastics are stored in the balls
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·9 hours agoFinally able to cum silly strings
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 hours agoTo cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours agoSo that’s how babby is formed
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·12 hours agoThey can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics! A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoAnd give up free 5g? Are you insane?
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoThis comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.
I still got microplastics in my balls.
Microplastics are stored in the balls
Finally able to cum silly strings
To cum like a 3D printer (same nozzle temperature too).
So that’s how babby is formed
They can take away our Pacific garbage patch, but they can never take our ball micro plastics!
A thin film of plastic is all that protects our block and tackle from the 5g woke mind virus. Why else do you think we call it our “Junk”?
And give up free 5g? Are you insane?
This comment is a pretty solid example of the normal UpliftingNews comments.