I’m currently funded by IKEA and looking to get a raise; my LinkedIn antifa group says it’d help if I had a competitive offer.
I am funded by Antifa LLC and The Trans Agenda Corp.
A lefty grubby commie mom and pop global big box store. Its all very socialist.
china and russia, of course.
The adrestian empire
I missed cabal sign up day so I’m waiting for Soros to give me my orders.
I’m actually funding the shadowy leftwing cabal unfortunately. Would be nice if it went the other way but alas
How does someone get funded by your cabal?
Currently I get my salary indirectly from the International Practical Chemtrail Cabal (IPCC), with the social media PR side more as a side hustle.
I’m funded by Big Small, the lobbying group for those people who sell hand made crafts on the sidewalk.
no relation, presumably
I’m being funded by penguins. I don’t know why, I don’t even like mackerel that much but these fuckers swam from Antarctica, up the Mississippi, up a few tributaries, to deliver more fish than I know what to do with. So I can’t tell them to fuck off and that I already am on their side. That’d just be mean. So anyways, anybody want some fish?
Tell them I offered a whole $5 more. If that doesn’t get management to scramble for a budget extension, nothing will.
The support of viewers like you
I’m sponsored by Big Gay to promote liking cocks. They have a good health plan which includes free prostate exams. The PTO is a bit underwhelming tho; they really expect you to push cockliking 24/7, 365. It’s hard
It’s hard
Sounds like you’re doing a good job though. They’re lucky to have a hard representative like you.
Marijuana
Wait, you all get paid?!
My recruiter told me this was entirely a volunteer position.
Thought we were doing it for the love of the game honestly.
I like games. But I like money too.
Currently trying to get funded by the shadow furry communist catgirl government
Is that that Anonymous hacker I keep hearing about?
ask your local cybersecurity zoomer they will probably be able to link you up
