Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”
Vanilla flavoring not from a vanilla orchid is more likely to be made from wood than beaver. Lignin in wood pulp can be used as a precursor and is much cheaper than beaver butts.
Wondering how much for a beaver butt
How much you got?
All I’ve got is wood, and I still need to beat it to a pulp, which is why I was considering beaver butts.
How much wood could a beaver butt beat if a beaver butt could beat wood?
How about beating a beaver’s butt with your wood?
It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of Lignin
Who’s Steve Jobs?
what’s a computer?
computer ma balls lmao gottem
It’s just a dumb myth. The vanilla glands are actually located in the taint and are just expressed through the butt.
If you want relatively inexpensive vanilla extract, buy a few vanilla beans and a bottle of vodka. Cut the beans to split them open and chuck them beans in the vodka. Forget about it for a year or so and then you’ll have enough vanilla extract for the next decade or three.
How many is a few? Is 4 ounces enough? Tiktok is having a crazy Ugandan vanilla bean sale right now…
I think I put four to six beans in a 750mm bottle, the more you throw in the faster it goes. The cheapest thing I’ve got to give is time.
I’m happy killing beavers en masse for profit, including drinking their ass fluid is in the past now. Well, mostly. Article lists the weirdos.
That sentence took a moment to parse, lol. I initially thought you were saying the opposite
I wrote that high and thought about changing it, but I’m not going to hehe.
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Yeah it needed to be “I’m happy that killing beavers en masse for profit…”
Or alternatively, a comma: I’m happy, killing beavers … is in the past now.
I eat ass
How you doin?
Ay dios mio… No. 🤦♂️
Those pesky Canucks cornering the beaver butt vanilla market!
But we can still wish.
