Damn, could even play some Bohemian Rhapsody on that!

Tactics was fun.

*splash*

*crickets*

*gentle ocean surf*

*clink of mojito glasses*

*drowning laptop noises*

Man, if I’m staying at a hotel with someone and I have to outloaf a fatty brick, I sure as hell don’t want it heard, smelled, or noticed. Gimme a door and gimme a ventilation fan.

I would like to experience more artistic works, but after two strokes, my right hand is nearly useless.

Miss me with your ableist bullshit.

Maybe they shouldn’t have tried building that line, killing journalists and paying hush money (which worked badly enough that I, a random Cascadian citizen, know about these crimes)?

No!

Donut County was so good, so perfect.

It’s actually a gray miniskirt and black tights!

But yeah, clothes that close at the top and stay open at the bottom seem to have good future vibes.

Got them in a palette swap even!

I trust old meat I find lying around. It may be a different color, but it still spends the same.

Honestly, FemShep is so much better, she’s more richly developed as a character than BroShep ever was.

I’m gonna sit back and crack a cold one* with the boys**.

*not experience that

**linux

Shiiiit, that’s basically Wild Arms or possibly Shadow Hearts, good job.

Nah, I wanted to hear more about the American cartoon.

You’re not done with this thought and you know it.

Wait, there’s a good ol’ fashioned hole diggin’?

The first step is to go to an art supply store and buy a beginner’s brush set, and acrylics or watercolors that give several different hue options between. Take art classes to learn what you’ve got and how to use them, whether that’s at a school, a community class, with friends, or even following along with Bob Ross.

Eventually, you’ll see that your own labor with your two hands is infinitely more impressive and amazing than whatever forgettable drivel you’re trying to squeeze out of technology now.

I think the loudest and longest laugh I ever got was at the very end of Untitled Goose Game. Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but once I figured out the joke that had been stewing for three straight hours, it had me laughing for the rest of the night.

I’ve just done this with 5.18.5.0.1 and it works.