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Cake day: July 24th, 2023

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  • I’ll read the manual after it stops working. There are 10 pages of “warning: don’t microwave your cat” and 10 pages of what obvious buttons do and if I’m lucky 3 pages of fault codes that in the worst case scenario I’ll see one of them the next 10 years.

    Sometimes customers pay me to troubleshoot what other vendors sold them, I find the manual for their model number and basically flick through it until I find something.










  • If you assume it gets thoroghly mixed between spoonfuls:

    (All maths done while in the bathroom, should be checked before used for soup science) At spoonful 14 you’ll have less than 50% soup in your rainwater.

    At 45 you’ll be down to a 10% soup contamination of your delicious bowl of rainwater.

    At just over 100 spoonfuls you’ll be down to less than 0.5%.

    Just like when you’re shaving the pubes of a bear you’ll have to draw the line somewhere.