to be clear I’m gonna be counter protesting a protest of a drag show so I’m being pro drag show.
I put in my order for a megaphone to take to protest and events. the people protesting the show are the biblical type from what I hear, I’m actually pretty ignorant on the details, but I smell an instigation opportunity, or an opportunity to spread love to drag queens. I’m not into drag shows all I know is Rupaul drag show exist and its like a clothing designer show.
I need more pro drag queen phrases to fall back on. I’ll say we love out lgbt community if I hear the f slur.
but i have came up with some things like pointing to a preacher and saying they’re gonna have the next chomo/lester scandal.
or I can be extra funny and say that they’re here to join us take on billionaire pedro-philes like Donald trump.
ill up for pro-drag queen, anti-hater, or subversive phrases.
Gay sex prevents abortions. Suck a cock for Jesus.
I mean, FFS, does no one see the cum gutters on that guy? Christ.
Glitter bombs.
They want to be taken seriously. So if you have a trombone, bagpipes, a clown costume… anything that makes a mockery of their protest will hurt them more than all the facts and clever phrasing in the world.
These people are prepared to argue that aren’t prepared for a clown with a ukalalee .
White face paint is cheap. Add a couple red dots on your cheekbones and around your mouth. Boom you’re a clown. The whole time the are talking just stand next to them. Slump your shoulders and rub your hand under your eyes with the classic wrist twisting motion. So they know you’re crying with them.
Make sure they can’t get a single good picture of their protest without “that damn clown is in the way!”
Cost you about 3 bucks in supplies and would hurt than more than any megaphone.
He’ll it’s a drag show? I’m sure someone could lend you some makeup if you tell them why.
Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.
Don’t forget the protein powder shake. Get that gut flora overloaded but be careful not to paint your shorts. Or do, I guess. Whatever you’re into. 😅🫣
Every once in a while say in a mocking voice “we demand to be taken seriously, seriously guys stop doing art, we don’t like it”
Clowns don’t talk. lol if you want to have an hour long debate on the differences between clowns and mines I’ll be happy to indulge but it’s probably best if you just back away lol
I for one am all ears. Please?
This reminds me of the surprisingly effective inflatable frog costume that was in the news recently during protests against ICE
There are droves of others in honor of the first one. Join the GFY legion of silly. 🤘🏼
Get some stats on who the real dangers to kids are. Short, punchy, numerical facts to repeat again and again.
Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists
ICE
I would get a poster that says “Not Drag Queens,” and behind the words are mugshots of sex offenders.
Trump & Epstein come to mind…
Use mostly clergy.
IT’S ALL GOD’S PLAN
GOD MADE US THIS WAY AND GOD DOESN’T MAKE MISTAKES
even better if you can find verses to support you and throw them back at them.
Love they neighbor
My grandpa was anti-faaaaaacist so am i
Jesus and his disciples wore dresses every day. It’s biblical.
Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.
And one of his BFFs was a hooker, let’s not forget. 🤪
