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Occam’s Razor: My guy banged his computer.
Fucking funny 😂
CLOSED: not a bug
CLOSED: Couldn’t reproduce.
Try Nix. She’s into the weird stuff.
It’s a Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. …What I’m getting at, sex won’t make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.
Put the memory stick back in.
Closed as unable to replicate
The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.
It’s only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67
Instructions to replicate this bug???
I wonder if they will be able to reproduce
This is where I got the joke from lol
I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn’t “booploot”
Right letters, lol. Have you seen my name before?
What if I started using arch Linux after I lost my virginity? would it not boot into the OS?
You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.
There’s a grub flag for that
I can confirm, happened to me.
You got scammed. That one is expired.
I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.
No, for that you need Turbolinux
How did that go? Was passive denialism your way of convincing linux you never did sex…
“Last night’s sex was amazing” “What sex” 😂
I will say it would have convinced your lawyers, maybe the OS as well, but it would also raise some questions if you got raped.
is this true?
Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.
He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you.












