- I still recall how, as a fresh-faced, young gamer just getting into the newfangled realm of online multiplayer, I got absolutely got in Everquest when somebody told me you could get a numeric representation of your current experience points by typing “/ex”. - It was actually short for “/exit”. And in those days, it took a loooooooooooooooooong time to relaunch the game and get logged back in. Learned a valuable lesson about human nature that day. It has served me well. - I got people with ‘/qui gon jinn’ in Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy. - It runs ln the Quake 3 engine, so it would just ignore everything after the space and auto complete the closest command, which was ‘/quit’ which instantly quit the game. - I got so many people because it seems like a plausible cheat code in a Star Wars game. - ‘/disco’ to dance got a lot of people too. - That’s a top tier prank 
 
- It is an initiation we all must pass through. Nothing delights me more than delivering that initiation to others. - Unfortunately, this was before xkcd. If I’d known about the “lucky 10,000”, I might have been more philosophical about it at the time. 
 
- ‘Type disco into console for lights’ for CS 
- Man, I really miss EverQuest. Wish I could go back to my teens and relive those days. 
- check past messages with “/log” 
- deleted by creator 
- First week playing WoW and some goober told me to try the camp emote. /camp quits the game and I quickly learned my lesson. Wasn’t even mad. 
 
- The first time I was hit with something like this, I was playing Doom and my dad said if I pressed CTRL+ALT+DELETE, I could access the cheats. - This was back when it didn’t come up with the little prompt and some options, that command straight up reset the PC. - It was a dark day when the three-fingered salute was nerfed. 
 
- Damn, that looks like a legit old man Linus. - Nope: Gary Oldman, master of disguise, strikes again! 
- I thought it was a aged picture of him at first - It is, though, isn’t it? That’s exactly his stream setup at his old house, down to the Sennheiser headphones with a mod mic - Oh man, you’re right, - So aged Linus pic??? 
 
 
 
- “I was there with your mother when it was written. We were cybering at the goldshire inn”. 
- LOL OP thinks kids still know how to use computers with physical keyboards. - Gen Z can barely operate them, and Gen Alpha can’t even read, let alone figure out a desktop PC; imagine how stupid kids in the 2070s are going to be. - I remember Thor from PirateSoftware talking about that … a lot of kids only know touchscreens. 
 
- At work, I use a databank interface that’s so old, Alt+F4 is save changes. Guess it’s from before the standard arose 
- a smaller demographic be like “tf kinda nonsensical bugshit r u talkin bout bro alt+f4 lol its cmd+q you silly fuck lol alt f4 deez nuts in ur mom u daft cunt” - There’s a reason it’s a small demographic. - Yes, it’s because there are fewer people that are familiar with the cmd+q shortcut than there are those familiar with alt+f4. It’s possible that even fewer still have ever even used QNX Neutrino, back when it fit on a standard 1.44 3.5, let alone are even familiar at all with an RTOS. - So yes, your point stands. 
 
 
- Something something “hunter2” - What is something something “*******” - “*******” balls! 
 
 
- This guy has a lot of different doors. 
- Why’d you ask then grandpa 









