I am made of potatoes
So that’s why I like to get baked!
Grass is made of sunlight and water
and grass is made of air
that’s why cows fart so much - cows are made of air
So you’re telling us to touch cows.
With your feet. ;)
It’s pretty amazing an animal the size of a cow can graze like it does. Life is cool.
Wait until you see how high Bison can jump
Grass and soy.
We are all made of star stuff.
“You are what you eat”
So there is one way to become younger again and achieve immortality!
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Joke is Cannibalism
I always joke with my friends with that saying
- turkey
- chicken
- dead meat
- nuts
- bananas
- a big fat pig
And we might be some part cow
They are what they eat.
It’s carbon all the way down.
And we eat their dead meat
We are made of dead meat
That’s weird… I am made of living flesh. 😈
Not for long
I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates
