• febra@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    7 days ago

    Yeah I’ll just take a small loan of 20 million dollars from my normal worker parents…

  • Diva (she/her)@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    7 days ago

    For some reason the bank won’t let me take out an 8 figure loan to start my international piracy business. I’ll be starting up a gofundme.

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    edit-2
    7 days ago

    Hello I would like to go into $19.990.000 debt please. I need to buy a LNG tanker for reasons…

  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    7 days ago

    Hang on, I’ll ask my bank to give me a small loan of $20 million. I’m sure they will not laugh in my face and tell me to go fuck myself.

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    7 days ago

    For anyone seriously considering this: don’t.

    “The LNG market is set to rapidly grow” is a lie. Economies are shifting away from fossil fuels, and i guess by 2040 no metric ton of fossil fuels will be transported anymore.

    This is a waste of money. They just want to get rid of their end-of-use LNG tankers. So they are looking for idiots to buy them.

    • Vinny_93@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      7 days ago

      For anyone seriously considering this: how the fuck did you end up with that kind of money in your early twenties? Either you’re business savvy in which case you won’t consider this or daddy’s rich in which case you should talk to your dad first.