That is a horribly designed butt plug.
Seize the means of butt stuff.
Butt stuff expert here!
That probably “Doc Johnson” plug is garbage and has zero chance of staying in place. At least it’s probably good quality silicone… But(t) you need a much more drastic taper/“shelf” where the insertable part meets the stem. See: NJoy PurePlugs and the like. I messed around with cheap buttplugs like the one in the picture and they will rocket out the moment there’s any pressure, or even if you stand up.
These are the expert butt stuff opinions I need to hear.
Remember to handle the butt plug only after eating the hot wings for maximum effect
Also ways of being around people that aren’t consumptive would be cool.
Seriously! I hate that the choices are bar or restaurant. Like, I wanna eat and all, but the US has failed miserably when it comes to congregation spaces. I’m not even a social person and I see the value in spaces like the ones you see in Spain and other countries. They value community and connection, while the US values consumption and consumerism.
No third spaces for you!
Or shit to do at my house.
Where’d you get the buttplug without the sandpaper?
Premium aisle, just past the non-cancerous lube and before the useful and reasonable amount of condoms boxes.
That’s anything but a premium buttplug. Get yourself a PurePlug or something (high quality silicone, glass, or stainless) in the same shape.
I think you missed just how premium the aisle is! It has lube that won’t cause cancer! That’s a high quality of lube, right there!
I’ve occasionally considered purchases add a function of the number of hours worked to earn that money. My fast food costs an hour of work. My nifty you costs two or three hours. Rent costs 30 hours, more or less.
Sometimes it’s helpful, mostly depressing.
Your rent is only 30 hours of work? Jealous. Unless you’re saying pre-taxed work, in which case, okay, I see you.
As a full time grad student my monthly rent is a solid 100 hours of work
This is why, when there is free food at work, I eat as much as is allowed.
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I know Starbucks is pretty fucked up.
I was looking at the chicken wings.
That’s a garbage buttplug though, for reasons I mentioned in my reply to the top comment.
Your butt is always there for you—treat it with the fun and respect it deserves. Get a nice plug.
Thank you for your service. 🫡
