• BroBot9000@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    18
    arrow-down
    8
    ·
    2 days ago

    Sigh. Just don’t. Please. It’s gonna be slop like the Mario movie, or Minecraft or doom or resident evil or alone in the dark… etc

    Nothing but greed and profit fuelling this project.

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      18 hours ago

      The mario movie seemed really well done to me but I dont really watch many cartoons anymore. Cant really argue with the profit motive though it probably has that

    • Chozo@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      25
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      Wasn’t the Mario movie pretty well-received among fans, though? The Resident Evil films were also very successful, despite not being popular with the game’s original audience.

      • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        2 days ago

        I think it was well received with children? Most adults I know who saw it basically shrugged, said it was fine, and then eagerly awaited Super Mario Bros Wonder instead.

          • sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            1 day ago

            Sure, but “fine” is not really what I want for a Zelda movie, personally. And judging by the apprehension of a lot of the Zelda fanbase, they seem to have similar sentiments.

            Also I’m not really sure why my other comment is getting downvoted, it was just what I observed in my circle of family/friends/coworkers. Apologies to any long time Mario fans I offended.

          • Blackmist@feddit.uk
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            1
            ·
            1 day ago

            After decades of stuff like Bob Hoskins Mario Bros, a million Resident Evil movies, and whatever Uwe Boll was making, it’s honestly the best we can hope for.

    • Bobby Turkalino@lemmy.yachts
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      19
      arrow-down
      3
      ·
      2 days ago

      You thought the Mario movie was slop?? The target audience (kids) really liked it and it was faithful to the games…

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        18
        arrow-down
        4
        ·
        2 days ago

        What? The movie NEVER got close to the source material! I mean since when is Toad a street musician, and just one guy? Since when does Big Bertha have massive tits? Why did they treat Spike as one of the koopa kids? Where were the other 6 koopa kids? You just took Iggy, and paired him with Spike (for some reason) and said fuck off to the other 6? And why is King Koopa clearly a parody of donald trump? And why did he destroy the world trade center towers???

        I would certainly hope if you’ve read this far that you get what I’m doing here…

      • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        2 days ago

        My kid and I watched it when it first released.

        He barely remembers it, except Rainbow Road and “Mario characters”. And he loves Nintendo stuff.

        It wasn’t “slop”, but it was not very memorable. The worst thing a film can be is forgettable.

      • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        11
        ·
        2 days ago

        Anything with Jack Black in it is corporate slop and I respect our kids enough to not want to expose their developing brains to that kind of garbage.

        • missingno@fedia.io
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          6
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 days ago

          The movie was okayish at best, but at least Jack Black was the best part of it.

          Also, anything with Jack Black is slop? Even School of Rock? Tenacious D? Weird: The Al Yankovic Story?

          • BroBot9000@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            4
            arrow-down
            4
            ·
            edit-2
            2 days ago

            After making Jumanji, yes his work has become absolutely shallow and artistically void of anything to say but give me money.

            School of rock is a classic but he fucking killed Tenatious D after not liking a joke about a killing a dictator. Yes he’s become corporate slop.

            • missingno@fedia.io
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              arrow-down
              3
              ·
              2 days ago

              Tenacious D is not dead. Jack Black has confirmed that they will be back someday, they’re just taking a break.

              It’s one thing to make those kinds of jokes here on Lemmy where the audience is almost all leftists who will cheer. But for a celebrity with a platform, you have to be aware that saying things like that will get them in trouble. It was honestly a shitty no-win situation all around and I don’t blame Jack Black for needing to distance himself for a bit. At least the band is not dead, this will blow over in due time and they’ll come back when it’s died down.

    • XNX@slrpnk.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 days ago

      The mario movie was great. The animation was really good and it was funny

    • CitricBase@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      It could be slop. It also could be fantastic. Some video game adaptions have turned out well.

      • Arcane
      • Detective Pikachu
      • The Last of Us
      • Fallout
      • Cyberpunk Edgerunners
      • Tetris
    • TommySoda@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      2 days ago

      The Sonic movies were pretty decent. Not super amazing, but the bar is so low for video game movies you might as well consider them masterpieces.

      However, I do not trust Nintendo to make a good Zelda movie.

    • xyzzy@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 days ago

      Based on the trailers I legitimately think the Minecraft movie was written by AI