I always wondered why there are weapons and health packs lying around in unexplored caves.
because people already took all the weapons and health packs that were in the explored caves
I want to argue with this, but it makes too much sense
that’s how you prepare an expression. she’s a professional
the first Lara was unapologetically an asshole. she lived in a mansion that most world leaders can’t have in their dreams. it’s not like she was stealing out of necessity. she had a fucking butler and still went out to disturb world heritage sites and steal or destroy everything in them. just for fun.
A farting butler that could be locked in the pantry
well she is the tomb raider
For a regular person, maybe, but archeologists deal with dinosaur stuff all the time.
Bro, she had to kill live dinosaurs underground lol… We’re not talking bones or fossils here.
Fake! You don’t get the shotgun until two levels later!
I know you’re joking but thanks to the Internet, I can confirm you do get the shotgun in the lost valley stage where dinosaurs are found. Now that I read up on it, the funniest part to me is that this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason, especially since apparently you can totally take on a T-Rex with a shotgun.
Why wouldn’t you be able to take on a T-Rex with a shotgun? It’s not like it has metal armor or lacks vital organs.
We don’t know the density or hardness of trex flesh
this meme might have actually chose a shotgun for that reason
The meme chose the shotgun because that’s what is used in the original, from Hot Fuzz
Happy coincidences.
Also, this is how I find out my IP is also banned by know your meme.
She’s an old school Archeologist(read: basically a fancy thief), not a Zoologist/Paleontologist.
Is this the plot of the new Jurassic World movie?
Lara Croft was still better than Rebirth.
“Did you say cool off?”
No, but there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said “play time’s over” and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
To be fair, it’s self defense. There is no way to de-agro the T-Rex or raptors.
