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Yeah I have a question: what the fuck?
“Place 1 is my chair at home. It’s comfortable and everything I need is within reach. Place 2 is also my chair at home. I hope to travel there soon.”
This would be painful even for someone not on the spectrum, or at best painfully boring.
so please make every effort to attend
Is this corp speech for “obligatory”?
That’s actually Corp speak for it’s not completely obligatory. I have meetings where it’s if you can attend you need to be in it. And then I have meetings where it doesn’t matter what you are doing you have to be in that meeting barring an emergency.
I’m reading it as, “You don’t technically have to attend, but we’ll remember who wasn’t there when it’s time for performance reviews.”
Yikes, that workplace sucks.
The cult around constantly being touring, or planning your next trip, that I’ve seen at every company where people earn ok money is such a bother.
I feel for people who have friends in other countries, but all this flying around ugh, and then talking about it ugh ugh
This is my cat while sleeping. This is my cat while awake. I travelled to work this morning and would like to travel back home now, because that would allow me to escape this stupid fucking situation.
they will feed the transcription to AI
Just make up some wild shit. They won’t know.
“I’m a private person and don’t feel comfortable sharing. Thanks for the invite, but I’ll be turning this meeting down. Feel free to reach out if you have any work related discussions in which my opinion would be valuable. I have lots of ideas for improvement for cross-department collaboration that I would be willing share.”
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Companies are made by extroverts, for extroverts, and as extroverts they have no consideration or realization that anyone might have any feelings different from them.
As an extravert, I’d tell them to get the fuck out of my private life. If ignored, I would sabotage the event by sharing something like me puking at a party, or playing Stardew Valley on a toilet.
That’s fair; I’m generalizing and certainly not all Extro’s will fit into that box. Lots of corpo mgmt folks certainly do though.
Might have to mask like youre the joker. Sorry for your boss 😔
I think this violates the Geneva convention
First picture is a picture of this request. Second picture is a picture of this request.
A place you have traveled to is work. And it sucks.
A place you want to travel to it’s home, and that’s nonya business.
“That’s not part of my work-related responsibilities as defined by my contract.”
lol contract, what do you think this is, civilization?
So here I am in the sexclub being gangbanged this past Saturday an… Hello? Hey, why did my connection drop?
Hello?
