• altphoto@lemmy.today
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    Costco chicken! Now pre chlorinated and triple kiln fried in real hydrochloric acid! Now with 99% less weak flu!

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    258,000,000

    But this guy in particular can’t be fully human. Swims in sewage contaminated water, eats roadkill, has dead brainworm that’s probably controlling his mind. He’s also like one layer of skin away from being one of the nightmare things from “They Live.”

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    Secret plan to force everyone to be vegan by killing all the animals. Checkmate humans!

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    I know that if farmers love one thing, it’s deliberately losing a ton of money. I’m sure they’ll be thrilled with this idea.

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    I feel bad for the chickens. But they probably live in a hellhole anyway, so maybe they at least get to take some humans with them.

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    What’s more, the mortality rate of H5N1 is extremely high among common poultry, reaching 100% in domestic chickens.

    Cheers to the new pandemic 🍻

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      Still butt hurt eh? Next time get a candidate who is actually supported by the base. Makes it easy to win.

      The fact that genocide is a bar you consider a nice to have says more anout you than the people who withheld their vote because she couldnt commit to upholding one specific law we already have in the books. Probably the easiest thing in the world for a president to do.

      You fuckers cant even fall back on rhe jew vote excuse anymore after nyc mayor prinary.

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        Still think the important issue is who’s “butthurt” eh? That’s why the country is doomed. The problem with finding a liberal candidate supported by the base is that memes can’t run for President. Just go back to scrolling on your phone and keep telling yourself none of what MAGA is doing is your fault.

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          😂 next time dont put a candidate up who supports a genocide, cant be bothered to support workers, and couldnt even break 5% in a primary and maybe your candidate will win.

          The only people you have to blame for this is you morons who chanted vote blue no matter who and harris who ran a dog shit campaign.

          Its like you dumbasses dont know the first thing about how reality works and unfortunately we’re all suffering because of it

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            The way reality works is that you never get everything you want, and you often have to make the least bad choice available. Refusing to vote so you can maintain your own moral purity makes you the dumbass.