All dates should be formatted according to ISO 8601 standard (YYYY-MM-DD).

Months should be adjusted so September, October, November, and December are the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month respectively (so the literally meaning of the names accords with their actual meaning).

Not cleaning your kitchen knife after sharpening is trashy and contaminates your food with metal shavings.

void main() {
    //code
}

Is better than

void main()
{
    //code
}

Why would you want to put it on a separate line? Are you paid by the height of the source file or something?

Time zones shouldn’t exist. There should just be UTC time and you would go to work at the equivalent of your morning time.

People are saying “whenever” when they just mean “when” and I hate it with a fiery passion.

“Whenever I was at the game yesterday…”

When. WHEN!!

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets.

Tabs, not spaces.

I don’t give a shit if your arguments perfectly align to the function. It’s only semantic indication. Use the goddamn special character that has its own dedicated key.

Thirteen months, 28 days each + one day. (Plus another day when there is a leap year).

It would just work.

English verbs have historically had present form, past form, and past participle form, eg. go / went / gone. I’m sad to see the past participle form being phased out of American English. People I went to school with and who I’m sure were taught differently (not to mention innumerable podcasters and public radio personalities), now say things like: “By the time I got home I found he’d already went,” eliminating the past participle and instead using the past form. Had saw is not uncommon either. I am old enough I refuse to incorporate this development in the language. If I ever encounter had was/were in the wild I might blow a gasket. Now entering my fuddy-duddy years :(

Carmel should be the hard version and caramel is the soft kind.

“an historic” is wrong and terrible if you pronounce the “h”

It’s “different from”, not “different than”, goddammit.

February should only have 1 r

Water is wet

Single-speed bicycles suck.
They combine the drawbacks of a geared bike with the drawbacks of a fixed gear bike.

Probably a slightly higher stair in a staircase one day