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    Yet another reason for you peasants to throw down your pitch forks and accept the all mighty PC as your lord and savior.

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      I have had this long-term tendency in my gaming platforms where I alternate between PC and console as my primary long-term focus. For example, I remember that 2019 was almost nothing but VR gaming on my PC, but in more recent years I’ve used game pass on xbox to play all kinds of titles that I wouldn’t have otherwise.

      My family uses the Xbox pretty regularly still, but I think now that I can use my Linux PC from the couch (without taking over the TV) it has broken me from caring about consoles. Like, I recognize the skill of Nintendo’s developers and I know I’m going to play the mario & kart releases eventually, but I haven’t even considered getting a switch 2. I know a family member has one, so likely my first time playing Mario Kart World will be at thanksgiving, lol.

      I am also a fan of emulation. I’d be content if you only ever allowed me to play my NES, SNES, and PSX roms for the rest of my life. But since Nintendo’s business model means putting their beautifully designed games only on restricted/limited hardware, it’s a better way to play some of their newer stuff too.

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    Remember, when tech bros complain that Regulations Stifle Innovation, this is the kind of “innovation” they’re talking about.

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    I started pirating my Nintendo needs last generation and it runs so much better. Never buying from this anti-consumer company again.

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    Well, their shitty attitude towards consumers is why I won’t be getting a switch 2. So they can try bricking my asshole.

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    considers altering entire network stack to trick a Switch 2 into thinking it never leaves EU soil

    “Nah, I’ll probably just not buy one. Fuck em.”

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        I kind of want to pick one up, but i can’t get a clear picture on if I should wait for a steam deck 2. From what I could find, they want to wait until there’s enough of an upgrade to be worth it. At one point that suggested around 2025, but more recent stuff makes it seem like they’re not even working on one, and other stuff hints that they are.

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          Get a Steam Deck OLED if you want a Steam Deck. Don’t wait for a hypothetical next version. I have both the LCD and OLED, and while both are excellent, the OLED is a slight improvement in a few days (lighter, less bezel, 90hz instead of 60hz, obviously you get an OLED screen, and the CPU/GPU are a tiny, tiny bit beefier).

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          My cousins and I had this discussion and I’m like, “I dunno, I’m happy with it.”

          It’s an indie/AA machine with 6th-gen retro perks. I’m good. That’s my niche.

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          if I should wait for a steam deck 2

          there will alaways be The Next Device. There are no real hints that it will release anytime soon.

          So if you’re interested in picking one up, now is a good of a time as any. You can also save some money by getting a refurbished 64GB model and upgrading the ssd yourself (takes just a couple minutes, a screwdriver and a thumbdrive with usb C to reinstall steamOS)

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          they have said they’re not working on a version two because they don’t feel the need to upgrade their hardware right now.

          this is a low powered handheld gaming device. i use an LCD model as my daily gaming device and it kicks ass. i am unsure what upgrades are going to make it more “worth it” beyond what they’ve already done with the steam decks they are making and selling.

          it works well and plays games right now, is my point.

          i advise that you stop waiting to buy the next Shiny New Thing™️ and just get one if you want one. they’re fun and life is short. enjoy yourself!

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            The best/worst part is that I was worried about battery life, and then I realized that I only have so much time as an adult and it doesn’t matter as much, for most games I’d want to play on it anyway.

            A power bank for the exceptions. Not perfect but it’s okay.

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          I picked one up a few years ago and I love it. When I have the opportunity, it’s so nice to chill in a waiting room and game instead of just doom scrolling.

          Like the other poster said, I’m happy with the regular deck. Given there’s no news about the 2nd one, I’d grab it and enjoy.

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          Switch 1 was feasible as its CPU was similar to the ones found on a $200 android tablet from 2018 so even a Chromebook can emulate that.

          Switch 2 is comparable to a mid range modern gaming PC so we have to wait at least a decade for full speed emulation, if not more

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            Switch 2 GPU is similar in spec to a laptop RTX 2050 with more vram and better DLSS, I wouldn’t say that’s mid range gaming PC.

            I’d say something decent will exist by the end of the decade if Nintendo can’t stop development of emulators.

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          Seriously? It’s been out for a few weeks, obviously there aren’t any. And since Nintendo spent a lot of time and money to shut down most original Switch emulators I doubt we’ll see S2 ones anytime soon. The increased S2 hardware power, also obviously, means you’d need a current or even future top-end PC to be able to handle the emulation.

          Your comment is on the level of a 5-year-old asking if they can play Switch 2 on their phone or something. The answer is so incredibly obvious.

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            Pleasant. I suppose you never have questions about topics which are not your forte?

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            I get how it can be shocking that someone doesn’t know as much as you about something that seems like common knowledge to you,

            XKCD comic about avergae familiarity

            But tbh I’m like pretty certain the firmware is mostly the same, and it can’t be that different if Switch 1 games can be upgraded to Switch 2 games. I doubt they went back and ported every single game to a new system if it wasn’t easy to do so. So tbh I don’t think its going to be that long for emulators to come out.

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            You are right about the processing power part but your comment is a bit too harsh considering the switch 2 has shared the same firmware with switch 1. And possibly very similar hardware

            I am not a emulator dev. though. But I am speculating it would be easier to develop emulators for switch 2 compared to a brand new console (or compared to generational leaps of other consoles)

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    yo ho, all hands, hoist the colors high,

    heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die.

    The current management of nintendo will never figure it out. Piracy is the competition. It’s not about getting the thing for free, it’s about getting a better service. I’d buy mario 3 again (again) if that meant I’d get a rom I could run on my pc through FCEUX and enjoy all the features/enhancements that software offers. There’s a handful of gamecube games available on switch2, but all of them are better through Dolphin than what official hardware can offer. Nintendo’s refund policy is a joke. The eshop is unpleasant to use. Even ignoring all of that, the original switch only had a handful of actual first party titles, not enough to justify the console’s price tag (and each those were merely ok, not enough to justify buying a console for one game).

    sega sells their games on steam, and while I don’t like the emulator they use I can at least say that I own a legal copy of sonic spinball.

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          Americans can’t sign it, but the law would absolutely benefit American gamers.

          If they have to do the legwork to leave the games in a playable state or pass it to the community, American gamers will be able to participate.

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    Because in the US, you guys aren’t really consumers (which would give you a status), you’re merely walking and vaguely sentient (hopefully enough to click on “add to cart”) wallets that the corporations pluck money from at every opportunity. This is your legally enforced reality.

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    prevent access to online services…that’s all they should be allowed to do. I don’t think I’d be able hold back on any company that decided what I do with MY hardware.

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      Online services includes firmware updates, and many new first party games require the newest firmware as of release to be installed

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        Checking, downloading and installing irmware updates is the only thing that works on a banned console. Of course they are not allowing it because they’re nice, just because they want to close eventual exploits

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        Those do typically come with the firmware update bundled in the cart.

        Ironically this is a security measure because it also closes security loopholes and jailbreaking exploits.

        Of course for that you need a cartridge that actually has something in it or whatever, but that’s the idea. You’re more likely to have a firmware update in a physical game than the full playable game.

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            No, I thought some game carts actually had system updates included on the cart that would install if your system was offline, for example. Looks like this is only for ps4/ps5 actually, though.

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              Nintendo has pulled some shady shit with this system release… While it’s possible for the manufacturer to put the games on the carts, and apparently some are… They have the ability to put just a key on the cart which allows you to download the game… But it still requires you to have the cart in your system to play it…

              At least from my understanding…

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                Yes that is a thing. The game cart basically acts as a digital key and you have to download the game. You also have to have the game cart in the system to play the downloaded game. Thankfully the boxes that have this are clearly labeled. One benefit of this is you can resell these games which you couldn’t previously do for any digital game. Not a fan of the practice and having plastic junk for what is essentially a digital game, though. Seems these virtual game carts are selling poorly so hopefully publishers will start using actual full games on carts going forward.

                That wasn’t what I was referring to in my original comment, though.

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      That is what they do. It’s an online ban, you can still use a banned console offline.

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        That is until the console is reset, at which point you need a valid account just to boot into the launcher.

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        Untrue, full console disabling is possible rendering it unusable for any content online or offline

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          They’ve only ever done online bans. There’s a lot of misinformation being spread around about bricks, but that isn’t what is happening.

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            What they have done (so far) and what they are capable of doing are two entirely different things.

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              No one has had their console remotely bricked. If it happens, we can talk, but until then you’re just getting mad at imagined hypotheticals.

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                Worst argument ever.
                Why wait for it to happen instead of acting proactively?

                Why did they feel the need to implement that in A their legal speak and B partly acted on it (users of the MIG-cartridge got already hit by that).

                Because they will at some point use the power. Why even risk that?

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                  Because regardless of what some boilerplate legalese says, they are instead doing online bans. Fixating on a hypothetical when it’s the opposite of what’s actually happening borders on misinformation.

                  Scroll back up, this conversation started with the top comment saying it should just be online bans, I said that it is, and then y’all come at me saying it’s actually bricks. It’s online bans.

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                Before it happens they put it in EULA which they did.

                You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with the foregoing restrictions Nintendo may render the Nintendo Account Services and/or the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part.

                It couldn’t be any clearer.

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                  You’re fixating on legalese boilerplate, I’m talking about what they’re actually doing.

                  Go back to the start of this conversation. OP said it should just be online bans, I said that it is, and you’re umackshuallying over what hasn’t actually happened.

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                I found one of the many for you

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqFY3rICDWs at minute 7.15

                He can’t play Yakuza 0 and puyo puyo tetris, because it can’t download the mandatory update, it can’t launch games. Technically it’s not bricked, but because it can’t launch legally purchased games, it’s effectively bricked.

                It doesn’t even show the game icon on the screen!

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                  That is a ban from online services. The word ‘brick’ has a specific meaning, this isn’t a brick.

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            You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with the foregoing restrictions Nintendo may render the Nintendo Account Services and/or the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part.

            It seems hard to believe, but that’s the threat being made. Time will tell whether that’s bluster or if they’re really prepared to do so.

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              Nintendo has track record making threats that are not technically feasible, like if a PR/LAW person has written it with no knowledge on what technically really is possible. They just formulate it, so that they have the most possibilities later on the law site.
              They would even include coming to and get the physical switch from you, if lawfully feasible. And they would only check later if the physical act is really feasible for them after.

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              The fact that they are doing online bans instead is how we know.

              But like I said, tell you what, if it happens then we can talk.

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        The vast majority of games require being online at least once to run. This is enough of a loss if function to be considered unusable.

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        False, too many games require internet access for the first start to download the actual games

        Banned console = you can only play 1st party games as almost all 3rd party devs ship empty cartridges with no game inside